Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

AI Plays, MercadoLibre Lead Five Stocks Near Buy Points - Investor's Business Daily

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How has your life changed since starting college?

Thumbs down again.

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Your iPad is getting a major upgrade for free. 4 top features I can't wait to try in iPadOS 26 - ZDNET

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Final AIDS/LifeCycle Travels Through Santa Barbara County - Noozhawk

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Buzzy anti-aging supplement beloved by biohackers may not actually be that useful after all - New York Post

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Do any members of BTS have significant others in real life? If so, why do they choose not to discuss it publicly?

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Poor appetite? What that can mean and how to get hungry again - The Washington Post

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Blood test detects multiple cancer types through cell-free DNA - Medical Xpress